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the mysterious clips of this guy

Posted by daskeboyy - September 29th, 2018


Hello everyone, today It's a different topic we're going to discuss in this post. So, when I was 11, 11 years old, I turned on my phone, and opened www.newgrounds.com, and soon realized, that this artist called Djjaner posted what was called "Madness Giftination", I saw the whole movie, and I really enjoyed it, but there was something wrong in my head, something about this big collaboration wasn't right. So I decided to rewatch the whole thing again, and I found 3 pieces of the movie which were really creepy for me. The artist you ask?

ZΛPCH♢N (汚ーイ)

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To this day, I still think this is the best artist I've found on newgrounds, because he just reproduces perfection in all his clips, but just in this movies. When I watched other clips of Zapchon, these were empty, and I didn't feel what I felt while watching Madness Giftination.

I will analyze these 3 clips, so I can show you, how perfect these clips are:

1ST CHAPTER: ANIMATION POWERS, AND THE VERY LOW IMPORTANCE OF DYING.

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In the first clip of his, you have this regular man, standing, at the left side of the screen, his name? we don't know, but something will happen, in his life, that will change him forever. Suddenly, a text appears at the top of the screen, it says, "Animation powers activate!". At this moment, we can see how the animator, Zapchon, makes clear, that he animated this, he broke the 4th wall, and we almost didn't notice. Zapchon, as a god of this regular guy on the screen, decides to torture him with his great powers, and the guy's head, starts to increase it's size. Then, it stops, and the guy just goes to the floor, because his head is too heavy. Maybe his head wasn't increasing it's size, but maybe, the animator was filling this guy's brain with a lot of knowledge, that's why, his head starts to get bigger.

But his head, full of phylosofical questions and answers, such as, where do we come from?, where does this universe come from? Am I real?... And then, his head is too heavy, he falls off to the floor, and he says the following: "shit...". My theory is that, when he knows every answer to every question, he just doesn't really mind about his whole existence, because he realized that he's just a bunch of sprites put into a software. He was just part of a software, and whatever he would suffer, he did know that it wouldn't be painful. So there he goes, he's just in the floor, knowing that he can't stand up, knowing that he will be hungry after hours, but he doesn't even try, he wants to die in the middle of that gray frame, that his own god created for him.

2ND CHAPTER: SATISFACTION, AND DEATH

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So now, in this frame, we can see a new character. He wears a suit and a pair of red glasses. He is like the previous guy, looking at the gray horizon, but he is not aware of his objective in life. His suit would say to us that he has a job, but what is his job? Just standing in the middle of the frame? "SOME ACTION MUST HAPPEN, THIS JOB SHOULD BE MORE ENTERTAINING". Zapchon, the animator, decides to listen to his words, and then, his answer, would be more punishing than entertaining to the guy. A creature appears, he looks like a trollface, but he's not really a trollface, that's just one of his many representations, that's how the people in the internet would see this creature, but in Zapchon's eyes, there's something totally different, I, myself, don't know the looking of this creature in it's true form, but still, we can see him with the trollface.

So the guy with the suit, says the following: "WTF". This is an acronym, he could be saying many different things, such as: "Wow, That's Fun!", or "What the fuck?". We don't know if the creature is beautiful for the man, or something weird or disgusting. But we know one thing, that the guy doesn't know. The creature will perform one of his most powerful attacks with the guy as a target. The trollface starts to go down, and then, he attacks. The guy is pushed away at a speed of 30km/h, and then you can hear destruction noises, refering that the guy we just saw doing his job, died wanting the job to be entertaining. The trollface says: "SATISFACTORY". The guy didn't get satisfied with the creature, the creature got satisfied killing him.

3RD AND LAST CHAPTER: NEVER JUDGE SOMEBODY BY HIS LOOK

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So, now we're introduced with the previous character, HE IS ALIVE! But how did he survive? Was he a robot? Did he land on a pillow factory? We don't know, but he's still there, alive, and this time he is standing with another regular guy. He starts to look at him, and shouts: "YOU ARE UGLY". Bad luck for the man in the suit, that this regular guy, is actually a magical guy. The magical guy teleports, he goes missing for 3 seconds, and the man says: "WTF" again, but this time we know he is saying "WHAT THE FUCK", because these letters are in red, meaning he's nervous, he doesn't know what just happened, and it makes him feel like something dangerous is going to happen. After this period of time, the magical guy appears again, above the man in the suit. The guy performs an attack to the man with glasses, but this time, it's more powerful than than the attack the trollface did. The magical dude is preparing a laser that could totally desintegrate him. And then, he attacks him, and the screen goes white.

The magical guy appears again, but his face is changed due to the explosion, he's wearing sunglasses, and he says: "DEAL WITH IT". This clip teach us to not judge somebody by his look, because he might be a powrful creature, that could kill you in seconds. Be careful with what you touch.

Now guys, I gotta go, these secrets will maybe be deleted by the government as they know even more about these clips, but don't want to share how complex and mysterious they are.

BYE...


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you have too much free time

no.

oh, yes.

I never thinked about this clips that way, my whole life is a fucking lie!

zappy boi

@Combator That makes two of us...

daske what